Hello, weary traveler!

Take your hat off, kick up your feet and relax.

Pandemic? Is that like the Y2K bug? "President Trump"-?!

Hahaha. You're funny.

Those things don't exist here. Actually a lot of things don't, mostly because I am bad at HTML.

Suggested Listening: Bo Burnham / Welcome to the Internet

The early to mid 90's were a magical time to be a tween on the internet.

There were no algorithms, no influencers and no search engine optimization. AOL littered the planet in CD's to lure everyone into ~_*Going Online*_~.

We were gods in our little html domains, creating seizure-inducing crimes against graphic design and breathtaking works of art indiscriminately simply because we could.

LIKES

Music (esp. pop & electronic), pumpkin spice everything, sparkling clothes and drinks, sci-fi & fantasy, literally every dog, lighting things on fire, skiing, baking, gardening, true crime, yard sales.

MY TOXIC TRAIT

Will justify absurd indulgences in food, drink and entertainment because life is short.

COMING SOON...

Going to New Zealand April 2024!!1